The No Thanks Tee

You don't have to say it out loud. Wear this instead.

What happens when you wear it:

• You instantly find your people
• You instantly annoy the right people
• You stop blending in

This shirt does the filtering for you.

Warning

This is not for you if:

• you think line dancing is actually fun
• you own multiple pairs of bedazzled jeans
• you believe cowboy hats are socially acceptable in modern society

→ Get this tee before your next night out

The details (if you insist)

• 100% Soft, durable cotton that doesn’t feel like sandpaper
• Unisex, Lightweight 4.2 oz
• Real screen printing on front
• Made and printed in the USA
• Fit: true to size

BE NICE TO YOUR ITEM: For best care, wash in cold water on gentle cycle, turned inside out, tumble dry low or air dry to avoid shrinkage and premature wear. Do not iron over print.